• Are you an independent bookseller?
  • Do you stock Swearing is Good for You?
  • Do you think that me signing copies or making an appearance would help rather than hinder your business?

If so use the form below! If I’m travelling through your area[1] I will come and sign/do a talk/wear a sandwich board advertising your shop for half an hour. You guys rule and I want to help any way I can. Even if you’re not in London it’s worth getting in touch. I tend to get about a bit [2].

[1] Snarf
[2] Double snarf!